Monster Energy Heavy Metal Review

I’m a huge fan of Monster Energy Drinks. I’m willing to try all the flavors they come out with and I have liked pretty much every one they have made. And maybe there’s a reason why this was $1.50 and I found it on a shelf at a Big Lots that makes it not very popular. I should have left it on the shelf. The graphic on the can looked awesome, it’s got the BFC (Big F*cking Can) size, and I was expecting just a large can of Monster. That’s not what I got.

I got a large can of shit turned liquid.

It’s horrible. It tastes NOTHING like anything Monster has come out with. One sip and I was reminded of why I stopped drinking alcohol. Those nasty fruity energy malt liquor drinks. Yeah that’s what it tastes like. It’s horrible. If you ever run across this somewhere and wonder if it’s good. Don’t be fooled. It’s probably the worst thing I’ve ever drank. Don’t get it.

Review done.



About Mark Lynch

My name is Mark but my friends call me Crimzen (used to be Lucky/LuckysRevenge). I'm 23 years old. A writer with constant writer's block, a computer musician, n00b web designer, and I'm trying to live each day at a time with positive energy all around. I want to make it through school and get a career not a job. I want to get my music out there and make my mark in the world. View all posts by Mark Lynch

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